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Wednesday, April 05, 2006

John Adolfi: Visionary or Just Whacked Out?

So, apparently a (sadly deceased) cyclops kitten belongs in the Lost World Museum. Does this place sound like a post-mortem circus sideshow attraction to anyone else? If someone sees the connection between creationism and having a "museum" of oddities, I would really appreciate some enlightenment.

"We didn't want Cy becoming a joke or part of a personal collection," Traci Allen said. "But John was so heartfelt, you could tell he was genuine and sincere."

Well, it looks like you made the right choice, ma'am. I guess burying or cremating the kitten would have prevented you from turning a profit. For details on the disorder that caused the kitten's uniqueness, go here. Good spelling bee word, holoprosencephaly.

1 comment:

Mr. Twisted said...

If society teaches us anything (and it always does), it's that the number one way to avoid criticism for something out of the ordinary is to put it on public display. Bravo to miss Allen for recognizing that fact.

And also a warm round of applause to freaks of any kind. Nature's oddities make me smile, as they let me know that I am not alone.