Finally! I found evidence to support my theory that Paris Hilton died while filming House of Wax, and subsequently was reanimated in a wax body to continue her wacky antics forever (provided she isn't exposed to high heat for extended periods of time).
I guess the bulletpoint of this presentation is that her skin seems to be made of a plasticky, unnatural substance.
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I couldn't get the "evidence" link to work, but no matter. I've always thought that Paris' face looks like a space-age, flexible polymer stretched over a hard, rubber mold.
The overall point you are trying to drive home is that she is sort-of fake looking?
Perhaps...I actually think that she is an android. I believe that Mr Hilton had has nuts nipped, and Mrs Hilton's motherly instincts became so strong that they invested a vast portion of their fortune to quite literally create offspring.
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