ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including
ninjas.
Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation
pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.
A pirate vs. ninja event?!?! And how, may I ask, might one be invited to an event of such grandiose display of utter coolness? Man, I gotta tell you, those guys must be hard core. Way more so than those stupid Dungeons & Dragons weenies. That stuff is so totally fake compared to ninjas. And Pirates!
To be honest, the story kind of falls apart after that last quote. But then again, how could it not? Let's face it, it's pretty hard to top ninjas. And Pirates!
16 comments:
We missed you at the party. It was a blast. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail... darn it!
I see how you are. Just don't be surprised when you get left out of the greatest gathering of ninjas and pirates this world has ever seen. Which will happen as soon as mom lets me use the basement. SO THERE!
Seriously.... if you leave me out... you CAN'T call it the greatest gathering of ninjas and pirates the world has ever seen.... Since I am.... (shhhh... the following is SO top secret...) THE world's greatest ninja...
You could only call it: "The Greatest Gathering of Pirates The World Has Ever Seen and some ninjas we happened to invite"
your call.
You've already proven that you aren't the greatest ninja, because the greatest ninja would never say they are the greatest. It's one of those paradox thingy-majigs.
We'll see what the great el Jeffe has to say about all of this. 'Cause if we can't use my mom's basement for "The Gathering" you can bet we'll use his mom's. And she don't mess around, let me tell you. She'll let us stay up as late as we want and eat as many Chocodiles as we want, too.
I'm surprised "the boys" didn't get all kitted up and execute a raid of the guys dorm room.
Twist, you are just jealous. Ever since I pointed out to you that just because you own black footie pajamas does not mean you are a ninja like me, you have been giving me grief for no reason. You are not a ninja; I hate to have to keep telling you that... Let alone the world's greatest.
I personally wouldn't call myself that, but that is what they put on my business cards....
To say anything other than "bravo" after that comment would be to take away from the genius of it. Good show, my friend.
snifF-sniff... can’t believe how mean yoU both are. i am just a girl. and you... are piCKing on me. You are bOth ganging Up on me and that is just not nice. BefOre I read this lasT comment, I was Having such a great day and then… sniff-sniff. , LOVE YA
I had no idea that upsetting someone so much would result in such a random abuse of capital letters.
I started picking out the caps to see if she was sending a 'subliminal message'.
Playing dirty are we?
GOOD to know......
I think Mr. Twisted, Kell, and El Jeffe need their own comedy show... properly called 'A Twisted Sense of Funny', and it should be 100% improv!
Jonathan and Jason can make guest appearances.
=)
Kell's busy right now, probably trying to figure out a new way to curse at us.
'Ms Make A Sailor Blush' - but that's part of her charm!
As for royalties.. I'm thinking of all the great product spinoffs and endorsements... The 'Mr. Twisted Trunk Monkey', Chocodiles in Ninja themed wrappers, the Cryptic Talking Kell Doll, and last but not least, The 'Official Mr. Twisted Tin Foil Helmet Mind Protector'.
Recycled whiskey bottles... have to think bigger than that!!
Here's the thing (Drobny, 2005)... I am NEW at the “Ms Make a Sailor Blush” stuff... just you wait until I get good at it!!
...Cryptic Talking Kell Doll??? I think Mattel would go bankrupt on that train wreck.
I was thinking since this would be more of an adult oriented show, the doll would be more likely marketed through a place like... Spencers.
Hmm... but you're right, instead of 'Cryptic', maybe it should be 'Sarcastic'. Or we could just go straight for the 'Make a Sailor Blush Doll'. ooohhh the possibilities. ;-)
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