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Monday, January 09, 2006

Cooool....

Toxic waste creates hermaphrodite Arctic polar bears . You know what? I didn't even read the whole article, but is that just the greatest headline or what? I don't know whether it would make a good title for a B level horror movie, or an Eskimo fetish porno. Either way, that is awesome.

In other freak-of-nature news, check out the picture of this cat. Why would it even matter if it only had one eye? I've never known a cat that kept it's eyes open more than about one hour a day, anyway.

1 comment:

Jason Evans said...

That cat image is disturbing.... But at least it will only take one shot from my bb gun to take its eyes out...