Thursday, January 12, 2006
Weirdness
Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs - I can think of absolutely no end of usefulness to a pig that glows in the dark, can you? A pig like that would be ten times cooler than Arnold from Green Acres. I wonder if the bacon from it would glow, too... the ham? The sausage? Is this the "magical animal" that Homer Simpson has been searching for all these years? We can only assume that it is, and that it could also mutate into some sort of "super pig" that is much smarter than most pigs, and also capable of uniting other pigs against mankind. You might think it sounds crazy, but don't say I didn't warn you when a fluorescent green pig shows up at your door and puts you in some sort of slave labor camp. I'm headed for the hills.
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5 comments:
I will only be impressed when they can fly.
"All Animals are created Equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
;-)
You are really funny. Where in the world do you find these articles???
Take care, Robyn.
Kell - How do you know they can't?
Muse - Ones that glow are WAY more equal...
Robyn - I actually have several fake news websites that run just for my amusement. Cool, huh? Lol.
lol! Your bit 'bout pigs showing up to put us in slave labor camps gave me an Animal Farm flashback.. my mind works in bizarre ways sometimes. =P
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