Fat Guy in a Little Coat

US filmmaker Michael Moore weighs in on Canada's election -Hey, these guys stole my joke... Apparently, Mikey Moore is whining about Canada and conservatives and President Bush and not having any more chocolate syrup to put in his Coke... Who cares?

In "Bowling for Columbine," his documentary on gun violence in the United
States, Moore heads north to Canada to flee the rise of conservatism on US
soil.

Yeah, I notice he didn't stay there. Ho-ho's must be cheaper here, what with the taxes and all.

"A man running the nation to the south of you is hoping you can lend him a
hand by picking Stephen Harper, because he's a man who shares his world view. Do
you want to help George Bush by turning Canada into his latest conquest?" Moore
asked.

Latest conquest? What were the other ones? Do we now lay claim to some land that I am not aware of? Because, let me tell you, some friends and I have got some wicked cool plans for Haiti...

"Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do," he added.

No, far be it for you, as anything, to suggest what anyone should do. Ever. Except maybe which Golden Corral buffet has the best cake selection. What a Gomer.