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Thursday, January 12, 2006
More Weirdness
Rabbit-human embryo hybrid - Would a rabbit-human hybrid be more or less powerful than a glow in the dark pig (see below)? If there were a war between the two, who would come out on top? I'm going to side with the rabbit/human, which we shall refer to simply as "hubbit". First of all, hubbit would be way faster than the pig, and could leap over multiple pigs in a single bound. Plus, they multiply like, well, like bunnies. I hereby shift my allegiance away from the fluorescent swine, to the new super-race of rabbit-men and rabbit-women. Try and hunt those (you know who you are).
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You just sided with the hubbits cause sneaking up on something is hard when you GLOW IN THE DARK. Defeatist.
What do the pigs have to offer? Nada. Zip. I pick winners. Take your glowing bovine and see where it gets you.
I'm not afraid of hubbits, I know who's going to wipe them out. I'm a little worried about the pigs.
Sorry, I realized after the fact that "bovine" means "cows"... I'm an idiot. All better now.
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