Bear crashes hockey game, mom saves kids - Hey, guess what mister polar bear, Canadians take their hockey seriously, eh. So take off, you hoser.
I remember when my mom used to fight off polar bears to defend me. Ahh, the good ol' days.
Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?
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...and I would do it again.
Ya! Let that be a lesson to da mother, eh. Don't go dressin your chillun's up in chocodile brand snowsuits. Sheesh.
Children dressed as Chocodiles? Now I'm hungry. Thanks.
My mom never defended me from the bears. Told me I needed to learn to fight my own battles.
Maybe you would benefit from some sort of community enacted "bear protection" services. After all, it's only fair.
Then again, maybe you're a better, stronger bear fighter because of it.
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