Tiny ice hotel opens in remote Romanian mountains - The only things left unclear after reading this article are A) What diabolical plan he has for taking over the world (and what technological gizmo he will use to act out said plan), and B) What super-hero/action star he was slighted by earlier in life and is planning on exacting his revenge upon while undertaking this task.
Of course we all know that his plans will fail (at the last minute of course) due to the aforementioned hero figure escaping near death and, of course, rescuing a beautiful woman and/or small orphan during his heroic display of fighting skills and throwing the villain into a helicopter blade/pit of alligators/shark tank/wood chipper/molten lava volcano/room with Rosie O'Donnell.
I mean, c'mon, no one builds an ice hotel without having aspirations of becoming a world class bad guy. I've seen this too many times, I know how it works out.
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