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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Movie Review: Inglorious Basterds

Message to Quintin Tarantino: GET TO THE POINT!

Holy cow, this movie just goes on, and on, and on, and on... and on. I think Tarantino has become so infatuated with his dialogue writing that he makes each scene about 15 minutes long, which is about 14 minutes longer than it needs to be.

For all the boredom, Brad Pitt turns in an impressive performance and is the main focus of the only parts of the movie worth watching. Other than that... It's a really slow movie that makes up for it's turtle-like pace by having absolutely nothing happen for most of the movie. Yee-haw.

In other words, I would skip it in favor of watching a caterpillar cocoon itself and turn into a butterfly.

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