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Monday, April 14, 2008

Remember in X Men...

...when they started off the story by telling how sometimes in human evolution there are "great leaps" forward? Yet, when you watch the movie and see some of these mutants, you think "hey, that kinda sucks as far as a "great leap" for that kid." I mean, you have mutants that can walk through walls, mutants that can fly, and then you have some goofy kid that his only power is that he can write...without a pen. Super. "Hey buddy, I know we never take you on cool missions, but that is because it is soooooo important that you stay behind and take....notes. On stuff. Yeah."

Now we have a case of art imitating life (I guess) with, ready for it.... Tree Man! I have to be honest, I'm not even sure where to begin. I mean, talk about getting the shaft on evolutionary "leaps forward." What the heck is he supposed to do with that? What super-villain will he be able to thwart with roots for feet and hands? Unless someone made up of pure carbon dioxide tries to conquer the world, I'm thinking this guy isn't really going to be much help. Just sayin'.

In all seriousness, how suck-tastic would that be, anyway? Wow. Just...wow.

4 comments:

Jem said...

Obviously this man has deep family roots. Ugh! I cant even believe I said that...

Your favorite brilliant person said...

You are the grossest turd burglar I know. How do you find this stuff??? And why do you make me look at it?

One legged assassinator said...

Damn you for leaving that image burned into my brain. That's so nasty.

Want to see something really cool, watch "The Real Superhumans and the Quest for the Future Fantastic" on the Discovery Channel. That won't make you throw up in the back of your mouth when you see it.

one legged assassinator said...

http://www.discoverychannel.ca/shows/showdetails.aspx?sid=4399