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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

In the Pantheon of Brutal Contact Sports...

... You've got hockey, football, cage-fighting, and now... BINGO! Oh, don't fool yourself, bingo players are no joke. Via Drudge:

Police Hunt 4 Women In Beating Death Of Bingo Winner - I had no idea it was such a dangerous sport. Count. Me. In. And I want to get in before they institute all kinds of rules making it "safer." That way, when I'm older, I can recount the good ol' days when bingo used to be hard.


Kell said...

There is a reason that the joke that begins with... how do you get a large group of Seniors to swear outloud?...is so funny. They are apparently deadly serious about their Bingo.

Watch out Bruce... Martha may slide tackle you if you touch her good luck troll dolls in the Bingo hall.

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