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Monday, April 24, 2006

National Security

It's this easy, folks.

Ha. Funny stuff. Read the whole thing.

2 comments:

El Jeffe said...

They stole that plan from me. Steel Gazelle is even my pet name for my... um, never mind. And they left out my most important part, having Chuck Norris be the next President.

Underdog375 said...

Make the voices STOP!!