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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Lazy

Due to a lot of homework, and playoff hockey, I'm leaving it up to you, the reader, for the weekend discussion.

The topic outline is this: What is the biggest and most important news story facing us today? And also, what is the most overrated topic of current events?

Although annotated bibliographies will not be required for this assignment, plagiarism will not go unpunished.

12 comments:

Kell said...

1. Nick and Jessica's divorce and the reasons behind it!!

and

2. Nick and Jessica's divorce and the reasons behind it!!

duh

Jonathan Scott said...

Do you think they met by chance or as the result of negotiations between agents? Unfortunately, my mother in law tends to believe most of the "celebrity love gossip" while I tend to be overly cynical. I believe that Tom and Katie was pretty much a business decision, similar to the Ford layoffs. Sometimes a business entity needs to make big cuts, offer a new product, or just shake things up to regain market share. I think Tom just wanted to regain market share.

Jonathan Scott said...

I think muse might have something to say about all this

Kell said...

The ones that have the detail and the scoop always say it is someone else that is the fan.

Come on... you read the Star, don't you?

Mr. Twisted said...

I think Scottie is right, it's all the fault of corporations being all corporationy 'n stuff. Big meanies.

~E said...

Um... seeing as how I don't have t.v., don't read the celebrity gossip rags, rarely read the newspaper, and more rarely go to the movies... I got nuthin'.

Besides,I promised.. 'no more indepth comments' =P

Mr. Twisted said...

Bah, see how I said "news story"? It can be anything. I didn't start the celebrity stuff, dang nabbit!

Ha.

~E said...

*mini hijack* Have you ever seen the dancing granny on flowgo? 'Dang nabbit' ... I'll never be able to hear that phrase again w/o laughing my butt off!!

El Jeffe said...

If you look up overrated coverage in the dictionary, every time you'll find Major League Baseball. From steroids on down to coverage of game 3 in a 976 million game season between the Podunk Chaw Dippers and the New York Overpaid UnderAthletics. TAKE THAT BUD SELIG!

Miss Ginny said...

Reasons behind the Jessica "These Boots Are Made For Walkin" Simpson/Some Guy from a Boy Band Divorce...

1. She thinks tuna fish is made out of chicken.

2. She can't cook, so much as "incinerate" food.

3. She stinks up the bathroom a lot.

Kell said...

What is with all of the animosity towards Baseball by the authors of this blog? I bet you guys hate Apple Pie too!

~E said...

I'm guessing there's not enough contact, i.e. physical violence in that sport to appeal to them.... ravenous, bloodhthirsty killers that they are.