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Monday, March 27, 2006

Actors Have Issues (part 3,476)

Sean Penn Has Torture Doll - Oh, so he calls it "torture" does he?

[Penn] has a plastic doll of conservative US columnist ANN COULTER that he
likes to abuse when angry.


The term "abuse" when used in this context can have sooooo many different meanings. *I* may not know what they are, but I know all of you do. Sinners.

Seriously, if you had something like that, why would you admit it? To anyone?? I think that is much more self-incriminating than anything else. Unless you think it's healthy to beat up on Barbie. Which opens up possibilities that I refuse to discuss outside of my padded room.

6 comments:

~E said...

The idea of a grown man having a 'Torture Doll' is very disturbing... on so many levels.

The very articulate comment on the article was pretty funny though.

Kell said...

Hey Twist, What if it was Keira owning a Torture Doll of Michael Moore? That ok? I am going to guess... yes. Hmm? What then? HUH?!?! DISCRIMINATION I TELL YOU!!!

Mr. Twisted said...

Absolutely not ok. That would forever soil the image of sweet, innocent Keira (even if she is loosing a bit of her luster).

Anything to do with Michael Moore is wrong. All wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

Wrong.

Kell said...

sweet & innocent? men are such suckers. Hee hee

Alessandra said...

The idea of a grown man having a 'Torture Doll' is very disturbing... on so many levels.
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Totally agree and more.

plane geek said...

This a-hole has a Ann Coulter doll that he likes to torture? I will have his head upon my silver platter post haste!! May he spend his remaining days looking over his hunched under developed shoulders. I promise to piss on his remains!!!