Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Grade School Has Changed
Bags Of Cocaine Brought To Class By Second-Grader - Ahh yes, I remember when we had "Controlled substance show-and-tell" day. What a hoot. I would have received an "A" in class that day, but little Susie-miss-one-upmanship just had to bring in her own home-made recipe for ecstasy. Yeah, like her mom and dad didn't help her with that. Whatever.