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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Grade School Has Changed

Bags Of Cocaine Brought To Class By Second-Grader - Ahh yes, I remember when we had "Controlled substance show-and-tell" day. What a hoot. I would have received an "A" in class that day, but little Susie-miss-one-upmanship just had to bring in her own home-made recipe for ecstasy. Yeah, like her mom and dad didn't help her with that. Whatever.

1 comment:

Chief RZ said...

and someone chided me yesterday about how bad the 50s were! The worst thing might have been a frog or a lizzard. She may have been actually trying to sell the product. The gangs are recruiting them younger and younger.