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Monday, March 06, 2006

Easy Target

I know, this is too easy, but any chance I get to make fun of Barbara Streisand, I'm all over it.

Barbra Streisand has launched a new spelling error-ridden dispatch on the
Internet -- a dispatch that mocks President Bush for being a "C student!"

Oh, she is just so classy.

her February 28th, 2006 essay,
Streisand flubs 11 words, a personal record.•
Irag• curruption• dictatoriship• crediblity• Adminstration• warrented•
desperatly• preceedings• ouside• subpoening• responsibilty

Now now, don't be too harsh. Microsoft Word is reely esspenssive.

And this time around, Streisand makes four spelling errors -- in one
sentence!["In the 1970’s, during the Nixon Adminstration, serious political
curruption arose and the Republican leadership stepped up and took responsibilty
by holding hearings and subpoening administration officials."]

Wow. Simply stunning. The thing that surprises me most is that, with her arrogance, you would think she would just hire someone to write that stuff for her.

"The arrogance of this C student," Streisand says of Bush.

I think that one is my favorite. Which ivy league school did you attend, Barbara? Oh that's right, you got your degree at Whore College. Totally different curriculum. What a loon. This post is going to make the blogspot spell check explode.


Kell said...

You could not be more wrong if you tried.

She did not get her degree at Whore College, because that would imply she was able to find someone who would PAY for her sex so that she could submit her final thesis. She is a Whore College DROPOUT, you goober.

Please don't insult all ladies-of-the-evening like this again. Otherwise, I will have to contact my Union Rep about your libelous blog.

Mr. Twisted said...

I checked with my lawyer, and I'm not quite sure how this all works out, but apparently Kell now owns my blog...

Mrs. WakeandaHalf said...

Did you seen the update today? It's all the fault of her web master. I like that Babs is all about blaming the little people.

Mr. Twisted said...

But of course. Heaven forbid she actually takes responsibility for a mistake.