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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Classy Broad

TEACHER SENTENCED: Had Sex With 4 Students - Stop. Don't go to the link yet. First, I want you to get a mental picture of a female teacher that multiple male students would have sex with. Was there a teacher in your past that all the boys went ga-ga over? Think of her. Got it? Good. Now go click on the link and have the same reaction I did. Go ahead, do it.

She tried tp convince the court her bizarre behavior was linked to taking
Prozac and diet pills and that she was a candidate for probation or home
confinement.

Prozac and diet pills, eh? Sure, I can see where that would make you do that. Oh wait, she was on prozac and diet pills... Doesn't do much to explain the boys' behavior, though.

One victim's parent said Woods turned her son into a drinking, drug using
somebody she doesn't know.

Ignoring for a moment the poor sentence structure of that quote, I don't blame the kid. I would turn to drugs and drinking, too. Yikes.

4 comments:

Mrs. WakeandaHalf said...

You know, you always hear that drugs and alcohol can lower your inhibitions, but geez.

Jason Evans said...

Be careful what you say around here about appearences...

"I am beautiful... in every single way!!!"

Mr. Twisted said...

I am the victim of a random Christina Aguilara lyric. Very odd, considering I just heard that song about an hour ago...

And yes, obviously their inhibitions were lowered. Or they were clubbed. In the head. A lot.

~E said...

"This is what YOU do to me" really means, "This is what Jose Cuervo does to me".

Hmm...