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Thursday, March 16, 2006

No Shortage of Good Tunes

Ready to be amazed, world? Hope so, 'cause "it's Chico time"!!!


LONDON (Reuters) - A former goat herder and male stripper has sold twice as many
records as Madonna in recent weeks to become the first Arab to top the British
pop singles chart since records began 44 years ago.

That sentence tells me all I really need to know. I'm sold.


In Britain he [real name: Yousseph Slimani] worked as a "exotic male dancer" to
pay the medical bills for his grandmother after she suffered a stroke and wished
to travel for healing to the Islamic holy city of Mecca.

First off, I can't figure out why he changed his name to "Chico." Saying, "man, that Yousseph Slimani rocked last night" has such a nice ring to it.

Second, what's with the sick grandmother story? For once, I would like to hear someone say "yeah, I was an exotic dancer, but it was only because I could make huge amounts of cash by stripping off my gear shaking my junk in front of people." People are going to make jokes about it regardless, at least be honest and you can have that going for you. The "hooker with a heart of gold" story is wearing a little thin these days.

As for me, I'm off to save an orphanage from terrorist Nazi Communists. It's not as noble as Chico, but it's a start.

3 comments:

Kell said...

yeah ok... nice blog... but the real question... is he hot?

Mr. Twisted said...

I didn't want to take the time to put up his picture. Plus, I figured all the female readers would have trouble keeping their clothes on if I did.

~E said...

" is he hot?"

Apparently at least some '1,500' women think he is... scroll down to find the article: http://www.ltsofficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1436&sid=5ed7c28b212acf32337a20b6191913a1

Actually, he's pretty easy on these eyes. But then, I have a thing for 'brown' boys. ;-)