NEW YORK -- A charity foundation's former accountant, accused of embezzling
heart disease research funds to pay an Ohio dominatrix to beat him, pleaded
guilty Tuesday to grand larceny and admitted that he stole more than
$237,000.
Well, in his defense, those Ohio dominatrixi (plural, right?) are legendary. Or so I've heard. What Hollywood is to movies, Ohio is to dominatrixing (look it up. Not in a dictionary, you fools! Online! It's there. Just check).
Lady Sage's Web site features numerous photographs of the 43-year-old pain
professional in a leather, metal-studded thong and bra, high-heeled lace-up
boots, a leather dress and in what appears to be a red latex rubber evening
dress.
Now that you are all back from Lady Sages website, we shall continue with the story...
Lady Sage says on her Web site she charges $250 an hour for her services and
$1,500 for eight hours. She says the client pays her expenses if she has to
travel for a meet-and-beat session.
And she looks like such a nice lady. Or so I've been told. By those who went to her website. Which I certainly didn't. Nor would I. Ever.
3 comments:
you crack me up. You know that is your new wallpaper.
You can't prove anything!!!
Remember that photo you took of yourself wearing the Darth costume while playing with Carrie? Your computer is in the background.... you can plainly see the leather outfit on wait... is that David Hasslehoff?????? Ooops. my bad. Never mind... I thought it was Lady Sage.
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