Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?

Monday, January 16, 2006


Rice Again Rules Out 2008 White House Run - Condoleezza Rice ruled out running for either the Presidency or Vice Presidency in 2008. In other news, a suddenly limber and energetic Sen. Hillary Clinton was seen doing cartwheels and backflips down her office hallway. A possible relation of the two stories is still being investigated.


Mom said...

Oh my eyes, my eyes...arrrgghhhhh

Please post something to take away the pain of imagining Hillary doing (gag) cartwheels.....

Kell said...

I see where you get your sense of humor!