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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Pure Gold

This is one that's been around for a little while, but I just found the site again and had to link it. For those of you that have never read "Chuck Norris Facts", you're in for a real treat. I'll quote a few of my favorites as a sample:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane
and punched the ground.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the
man ate a fucking Indian.

Check out the rest, you won't regret it.

3 comments:

El Jeffe said...

Funniest material ever written by someone other than the author of this site.

Mr. Twisted said...

Or Chuck Norris. He's also a world class comedian.

Kell said...

Whoa. crazy stuff! I am half Cherokee.