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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Pure Gold

This is one that's been around for a little while, but I just found the site again and had to link it. For those of you that have never read "Chuck Norris Facts", you're in for a real treat. I'll quote a few of my favorites as a sample:

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
allows to live.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane
and punched the ground.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the
man ate a fucking Indian.

Check out the rest, you won't regret it.


El Jeffe said...

Funniest material ever written by someone other than the author of this site.

Mr. Twisted said...

Or Chuck Norris. He's also a world class comedian.

Kell said...

Whoa. crazy stuff! I am half Cherokee.