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Monday, January 30, 2006

Nature At Work



Witnessed here for the first time in the wild, the momma plane nurses the baby plane while making their arduous daily journey for food and water. Researchers have speculated about this behavior for years, but until now had no real proof showing the weaning process of modern aircraft. It is a glorious day for planeologists all over the world.

16 comments:

Jonathan Scott said...

I want to reenlist for the planeologist option, Sergeant! I heard they get good jobs in the civilian world.

Mr. Twisted said...

Not quite as good as the Rocket-shooting motorcycle job, but still a coveted position. And yes, the civilian market is plentiful for those with planeology backrounds.

Plane Geek said...

JAL 777 feeding the DHL 737...brings to mind why is it always a near miss. Doesn't that imply that the objects in question deed in fact collide? Bye the way I know someone who has exactly the right motorcycle for a rocket shooting applications

Mr. Twisted said...

The perfect motorcycle? Does it already have the capability to shoot rockets? And if so, what type of rockets? I don't want any sissy LAW rocket or something like that, I'm talkin Hellfire and Stinger baby!

cuz said...

Take a wild guess whos bike that would be, you helped put it up on top of a beer keg so we could change sprockets on it..........
J.

Mr. Twisted said...

Plane Geek, I am onto you now!!!

plane geek said...

Cuz...ya bucket mouth...how 'bout I hold your head under water for just a minute?

plane geek said...

Mamba does have a very special ability to shoot both Hellfire and Stinger. Along with some other neat tricks...like an anti-gravity kit and a cloaking device. Future upgrades may include phasers and photon torpedoes.

Jonathan Scott said...

The ultimate upgrade would be a pair of H&K .45s mounted to the gas tank in kydex holsters (please refer to gun topic).

Mr. Twisted said...

Option of H&K .45's or Stingers... Scotty, you need to rethink your tactical strategy.

Mr. Twisted said...

Mamba - If you could include a phased plasma rifle with a 40 watt range, I'm sold.

Mr. Twisted said...

Sorry, that was supposed to be addressed to "Plane Geek">

plane geek said...

phased plasma rifle...we don't need no stinking plasma rifles. Mamba likes empty beer kegs to rest upon. And armaments...well nuff said already....be afraid very afraid...throw down your weapons and prepare to be boarded!!!!!!!!

Mr. Twisted said...

Take off, you knob. I want the plasma rifle or the deal is off!

cuz said...

Hmmmm 8:08pm how far into a 12 pack is that plane geek?
I expect to see Mamba at work tomorrow, with your anti-gravity device a little snow shouldn't stop you from riding
J.

plane geek said...

Well Mamba needs her rest so there was no activity with the anti-gravity kit today. Don't want to scare the locals. Besides the anti-gravity kit does burn fuel at a prodigious rate...similar to a T7 at full power....what a glorious sound....Like a pygmy Huey. And for the record 808 equals about 5-6 beers or shots of shine. God help me.