Now her attorney is trying to get the calendar pinup back into this country by
classifying her as, quote, “an alien of extraordinary ability.”
Extraordinary ability such as....
MICHAEL FELDENKRAIS, DORISMAR‘S ATTORNEY: Well, the INS has already
considered her as an extraordinary ability, and that‘s probably her looks, her
singing abilities, and her looks, I guess.
Did he mention that she looks good? Oh and also that she is good looking... I, for one, see staring in such pivotal roles as the one she portrayed in Latinas Gone Wild as a major contribution to our society. A misunderstood genius, if you will, that our country should welcome with open arms. Forget these people who are trying to immigrate based on pointless reasons like "college", bring more people like her in. And her lawyer. That is the definition of "class" if there ever was one.
Thanks to the beautiful Zoo Keeper for the tip.