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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Models Are Better Than You

Argentinean model wants special immigration status and re-entry to U.S. - Let's face it, are we concerned about too many people immigrating to the U.S., or too many ugly people?

Now her attorney is trying to get the calendar pinup back into this country by
classifying her as, quote, “an alien of extraordinary ability.”

Extraordinary ability such as....

considered her as an extraordinary ability, and that‘s probably her looks, her
singing abilities, and her looks, I guess.

Did he mention that she looks good? Oh and also that she is good looking... I, for one, see staring in such pivotal roles as the one she portrayed in Latinas Gone Wild as a major contribution to our society. A misunderstood genius, if you will, that our country should welcome with open arms. Forget these people who are trying to immigrate based on pointless reasons like "college", bring more people like her in. And her lawyer. That is the definition of "class" if there ever was one.

Thanks to the beautiful Zoo Keeper for the tip.

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