Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?

Friday, January 20, 2006

Jack Bauer Vs. Chuck Norris

Similar to the list of Chuck Norris facts, there is now a list of facts about Jack Bauer. After reading these two lists, one must pose the question, what would happen if they actually engaged in combat with one another? I'm afraid that the only reasonable answer would involve the universe collapsing in on itself, and all life as we know it coming to an abrupt halt. Let us hope, for all of mankind, that we never see these two cross paths.

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