I just watched an entire episode of "24" and Jack Bauer never killed a single person. The obvious question when faced with a dilema such as this is, what would Jack Bauer do? This leads to a bit of a problem, as the literal working out of this is translated as "what would Jack Bauer do if Jack Bauer watched a show about Jack Bauer and Jack Bauer never killed anyone?" The answer should be that Jack Bauer would kill someone in that circumstance, but then, I have just seen evidence to suggest the contrary. This is what we call a "stupid circle", and I seem to be stuck in it.
Maybe I just need to start patterning my life after this guy from now on.