Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Judges irk mother of Miss Nevada - I know pretty much jack squat about beauty pageants, and I care even less. But what I thought was interesting about this article was not Miss Nevada's stance on nuclear waste (unless she was actually standing on nuclear waste. That would be cool), but a line that comes at the end of the article - "...a lyrical dancer who attends Orange Coast College". Umm, what the hell is a "lyrical dancer"? Anyone? Really, because I am curious. Does that mean she spells out words while she dances? Isn't that what cheerleaders do? "Gimme an 'N', gimme a 'U'", and so on... Or is this some weird, avant guard way of expressing oneself that is somehow funded by taxpayer dollars and involves naked people throwing feces and guys named "Serge" wearing a beret and a pony tail reciting haikus about "the darkness"? Just wondering, that's all.