Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs - I can think of absolutely no end of usefulness to a pig that glows in the dark, can you? A pig like that would be ten times cooler than Arnold from Green Acres. I wonder if the bacon from it would glow, too... the ham? The sausage? Is this the "magical animal" that Homer Simpson has been searching for all these years? We can only assume that it is, and that it could also mutate into some sort of "super pig" that is much smarter than most pigs, and also capable of uniting other pigs against mankind. You might think it sounds crazy, but don't say I didn't warn you when a fluorescent green pig shows up at your door and puts you in some sort of slave labor camp. I'm headed for the hills.