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Thursday, January 26, 2006

One Down...

With the first week of the semester is now behind me, I can say without a doubt, that I am far more intelligent than I was last Friday. I think the most enlightening part of the week came when a young man sitting behind me in one of my classes stated that "retirement is no longer an option since the government and big business is stealing all our money". What a bummer. And a hell of a way to find this out - being told by a 19 year old kid who can't pull his pants up high enough to run away from me when I decide to beat him senseless later on in the year. Or the young lady who informed us that 9/11 was, in fact, a conspiracy. She had seen the documentation. On the web. Again, this just sucks. I spend lots of time on the web and I had no idea. It's a damn good thing that the girl who gets her fashion ideas from slutgirl.com is here to set me straight. Otherwise I would be completely in the dark about pressing issues such as that one.

I only hope that the rest of the year can measure up to what I have learned so far. My fear is that I have already learned so much, that there won't be any room left in my little melon for all this knowledge.

4 comments:

~E said...

LOL! Welcome to my world. =P

Jason Evans said...

Don't knock slutgirl.com Great site. The good thing about starting school when you're young, is that it takes a couple years to realize that you're only their for a piece of paper and a blurb on a resume. Unfortunately, you've got to go through your whole college career knowing that.

Enjoy... keep your eye on the prize... and ask yourself: "What would Jack Bauer do ??"

Kell said...

Jack Bauer would pick up "nerd in corner" and use him to beat “the droopy drawers idiot” sitting behind you.

And how can you pick on that poor girl? Clothes from slutgirl.com are very restrictive and impede blood and oxygen from moving through the body. She has very few periods of lucidity.... trust me I know! That is why I had to stop shopping there.

cuz said...

How is clown college anyway?