Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?
Too bad those customs guys didn't find her voodoo dolls. I'd say she's probably escaping right now, and as they say "hell hath no fury like a woman who had her human head confiscated". I shudder to think what will happen to those poor saps.
If we hear reports of customs agents acting like their butts are on fire, we'll know the voodoo thing is for real.
The Pensacola News Journal had a line that said she was charged with smuggling the head 'without proper documentation'. So I guess if she had the proper paperwork, it would have been o.k.!??
And what kind of rinky-dink shop did she go to? The emporiums (Heads-R-Us and Cranium Mart) both provide the customs forms when you check out. This is what happens when you buy head at bargain prices. Bada-bump.
Muse - I usually bring my documentation, but I never knew it was the *law*.Kell - You're on a roll. Don't forget to remind the audience to tip their servers.
"This is what happens when you buy head at bargain prices."Awesome. Quote. !!
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