Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Ninjas Are Sweet

Ever wanted to know where a Ninja got his black uniform? Don't make the mistake of thinking it's at some sort of "Ninja-Mart". Find out the answer to this question and many more at Ask A Ninja. Just click on the question for a video of the answers you have been seeking your whole life.

And yes, Santa Clause was apparently one of the greatest Ninjas of all time.

Thanks to Mr. Wakeandahalf for the link to a site that will keep me entertained for a long time.

6 comments:

El Jeffe said...

And here I thought you'd never best the Chewbacca blog. You've outdone your-supersleuth-self yet again. I am in awe.

My favorite was Ninja Metal, for the record.

Mr. Twisted said...

I look forward to killing you.

Jonathan Scott said...

I wonder who would kick who's ass... a ninja, or a student of Rex-Kwon-Do?

Mr. Twisted said...

Scotty - the answer to the question you seek is "Jack Bauer".

cuz said...

Here's the thing.. these guys are pretty tough, the heart of a dragon is actually very hard to aquire and don't even get me started on trying to sew it in to anything that would actually be wearable....you need a big ass needle let me tell you
J.

Mr. Twisted said...

Ninjas are no laughing matter, don't kid yourself. If you can sew a dragon's heart to your clothes, you are pretty much invincible.