Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

He Got Kicked

Yeah, but where did he get kicked, little man?

Ha.

10 comments:

Kell said...

Monster Trucks
Jack Bauer anything
Boobies
Planes
Motorcycles (with rockets)
Metrosexuals
Guns
Chick flicks
and Dark Vader in S&M gear... (see chapter 9 LOL)

...these... you guys all can discuss... but not purloined pot or penises?

Interesting.

Mr. Twisted said...

Wait, huh? I got to the third one down on your list and just kind of zoned out for a minute... What were we talking about?

Kell said...

B O O B I E S

and apparently... monster ones.

Mr. Twisted said...

Oh ok. Cooooool.

El Jeffe said...

How much for Kell to take my notes for me in school? She pays attention. Which is hard. I write short sentences. To make sure my attention doesn't wane.

El Jeffe said...

We need more men like the one in that movie. He's not afraid of the word penis. Dick, unit, junk, tallywhacker, third leg, baby's arm, purple headed yogurt slinger... these are all facades that men hide behind, because we fear the baring of our souls. Bravo to that kid!

Mr. Twisted said...

I'm glad my attention doesn't wane. I can stay on topic like... holy crap! It's a squirrel with a poofy tail! Woo hoo!

Jonathan Scott said...

penis

Kell said...

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!

...My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Mr. Twisted said...

This is the greatest comment section *ever*.