Did you know that being married is like being nibbled to death by a duck?
Monster TrucksJack Bauer anythingBoobiesPlanesMotorcycles (with rockets)MetrosexualsGunsChick flicksand Dark Vader in S&M gear... (see chapter 9 LOL)...these... you guys all can discuss... but not purloined pot or penises? Interesting.
Wait, huh? I got to the third one down on your list and just kind of zoned out for a minute... What were we talking about?
B O O B I E Sand apparently... monster ones.
Oh ok. Cooooool.
How much for Kell to take my notes for me in school? She pays attention. Which is hard. I write short sentences. To make sure my attention doesn't wane.
We need more men like the one in that movie. He's not afraid of the word penis. Dick, unit, junk, tallywhacker, third leg, baby's arm, purple headed yogurt slinger... these are all facades that men hide behind, because we fear the baring of our souls. Bravo to that kid!
I'm glad my attention doesn't wane. I can stay on topic like... holy crap! It's a squirrel with a poofy tail! Woo hoo!
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina! ...My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.
This is the greatest comment section *ever*.
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