Willie Nelson Releases Gay Cowboy Song - Willie is stirring it up by singing a tune about cowboy lovin' called "Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)".
I think the fact that this is news implies that some people think Willie is sober enough to understand the fundamental differences between "gay" and "straight." Which, of course, is an idea that is so preposterous Willie himself would get a chuckle and probably light up a doobie as a salute to those who thought of it. A much more likely explanation is that the man has no idea what song he just sang, nor what ever the hell all this nonsense about gay cowboys is.
Plus, it makes me sleep better at night thinking of him as a stoned out old hippy, rather than anything to do with sex. At all.