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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Don't Mess With Canadian Kids and Their Hockey. Even If You Are a Polar Bear.

Bear crashes hockey game, mom saves kids - Hey, guess what mister polar bear, Canadians take their hockey seriously, eh. So take off, you hoser.

I remember when my mom used to fight off polar bears to defend me. Ahh, the good ol' days.


the mom said...

...and I would do it again.

El Jeffe said...

Ya! Let that be a lesson to da mother, eh. Don't go dressin your chillun's up in chocodile brand snowsuits. Sheesh.

Mr. Twisted said...

Children dressed as Chocodiles? Now I'm hungry. Thanks.

Sobek said...

My mom never defended me from the bears. Told me I needed to learn to fight my own battles.

Mr. Twisted said...

Maybe you would benefit from some sort of community enacted "bear protection" services. After all, it's only fair.
Then again, maybe you're a better, stronger bear fighter because of it.